ass acoustics
each persons -ss has a specific form which causes people’s farts to sound differently.
– why are my farts always louder than yours?
– cause we have different -ss acoustics.
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- beershitilitis
the act of sh-tting after m-ss consumption of beer. it has the consistency of a pudding like substance that excretes from the b-tthole. colors may vary from a light burnt orange to a dark, tar like color. t.t had a bad case of beersh-tilitis following a heavy nite of drinking ‘stones.
- ass agent
a man who gets so much p-ssy that he should have an agency to organize them all. that dude is such an -ss agent it makes me ill.
- assbaugh
scratching two senior names on a lab table and refusing to admit to it getting everyone in the senior cl-ss banned from the lab causing them to give you this nickname. hey look it’s -ssbaugh.
- assexual
a man/woman that is s-xualy attracted by f-cking people up the -ss -sses s-xualy attracted by f-ckin themselves!!! lmao!!! “i am -ss-xual i like to f-ck little kids up the -ss expecially when they are sleeping”!!!!
- Begoozle
verb or noun: v:to put in a state of awe, wonder, amazement, confusion, disarray, puzzlement, confused anger or total bliss. it is a broad word used to display an array of feelings, and it’s exact meaning can be interpreted by the context it’s used in. n: begoozler: someone who is an expert at begoozling others. […]