Ass Adviser


one who advises on -ss.
woman: terry, how does my -ss look to you?

terry the -ss adviser: the upper cortex is under developed and lumpy. also, the mid level curvature is lacking in hemispherical properties. your inferior gluteus essentially drops into your hamstrings with absolutely no transition. my prognosis is that you have a typical white woman’s -ss.

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