Ass Ambush



1. what happens when diarrhea sudden goes explosive, unexpectedly, can be dangerous. most of the time painful.

2. similar to a jump, but happens when your friend or a complete -ssh-l- comes up from nowhere and stabs your -ss, literally, with a sharp object/lethal weapon. unpleasant and a d-ck head move.

3. a sly s-xual move.
1. dude, oh my god, i just had an -ss ambush and it burns!

2. i was walking home on a rainy day when i was a victim of an -ss ambush.

3. during s-xual intercourse, the man tried to perform the -ss ambush, a very sly move on his part.

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