ass assassin
one who farts upon others with extreme potency, causing bodily harm to the victim
dude, you’re an -ss -ss-ssin, steve is knocked out from your last fart.
a flaming h-m-s-xual
“ahh look at those -ss -ss-ssin!! f-cking sick”
a ninja or martial arts trained citizen who usually preforms -ssasinations on the -n-s of other men or women for money.
he hired him for an -ss -ssasination
his -ss was cut by an -ss -ssasin
jason wheeler is a f-gtoast
noun. a regular -ss-ssin who is specifically focused on the -ss or -n-l vicinity. perhaps his targets all have abnormally large -sses, perhaps he uses with a weapon in that area. finally, there could be a hint of -n-l s-x involved.
he’s so fat no normal -ss-ssin will do, only an -ss-ss-ssin can reach the gooey center.
a well-endowed gay man who knows how to thoroughly destroy an -n-s and get the victim to ask for more.
p-rn star jeff stryker is a well-doc-mented -ss -ss-ssin.
a h-m-s-xual male who inserts his fingers, p-n-s, or other objects into the -n-s of another male for s-xual pleasure.
paul is an -ss-ss-ssin because he has -n-l s-x with joe.
paul is an -ss-ss-ssin because he is a h-m-s-xual.
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