Ass Bandit
a guy that raids another man’s -ss and steals it (humps it). see b-tt pirate
steve went all -ss bandit like that scene from indiana jones
one who sticks his choo choo in the rear tunnel. going up the hershey highway.
i missed the p-ssy and became an -ss bandit.
male h-m-s-xual
what an -ss bandit
a person who plugs holes when the soap is dropped.
#1 ben the -ss bandit plugged steve’s hole as he bend over to pick up a tool.
an unscrupulous curmudgeon who blasphemes by the very nature of his or her existence. simply put, an unambiguous w-nker, a incorrigible troglodyte, a downtrodden -sshat.
eric if you say poot one more time i will puke. how -ss-bandit-ish.
peter is such an -ss-bandit about seeing live shows.
noah’s -ss-banditry is unprecedented. stop touching yourself.
denver has always been an -ss-bandit and will always be an -ss-bandit.
a guy who prefers another guy’s hairy -n-s over a girl’s v-g-n-.
elton john.
british term for male hos-xual.
“e’s nothin’ but a bl–dy -ss bandit, ‘e is!
a person who prefers -n-l s-x, especially when it involves the de-virginizing (or taking of) a persons -n-s.
after growing weary of conventional s-x over the years, gus turned into an -ss bandit.
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