Ass Beetle

a form of beetle (bug) found in the wild.
a scary beetle with horns (this is a bad-ss beetle)

how beavis and b-tthead call eachother
huh-huh.. you’re an -ss beetle!
a beetle of dung. infests regularly. no cure. falls out of your -ss at its own accord. believed to be caused by 3 day old sushi.
“excuse me, miss, your -ss beetle is hanging out.”
the feeling that a colony of beetle eggs are hatching from ones -ss after a savage dump.
john: man, my -ss is really irritated from that last dump, i shouldn’t have eaten the large popcorn last night.

frank: ahhhh, -ss beetles, i feel your pain bro.

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