Ass Birthing
-ss birthing is a very strange fetish that involves a person holding in their sh-t for an extended period of time; sometimes for weeks or months at a time. once the individual has decided that they are ready to “give -ss birth”, they attempt to push out all of the backed up fecal matter that has built up in their colon during the “hold it in” stage.
-ss birthing is very painful and is also terrible for your body. if the individual holds it in too long, it can be almost impossible to “sh-t it out”, and at this point, the individual will need medical attention to remove the sh-t from their body. the -ss birthing process is extremely painful, and usually causes -n-l hemorrhaging, and a horrible -n-l prolapse.
-ss birthers are extreemly m-s-ch-stic, and usually end up inflicting life threatening harm on their bodies.
“hey man, are you okay? you look like you are in a lot of pain?” – “yeah, i’m fine, just in a lot of pain. going through my second -ss birthing, and it is constant pain. going to try to make it 3 months this time before sh-tting!”
“wow there is a lot of screaming coming from that bathroom!” – “yeah, the moron is giving -ss birth.”
“i always wanted to go through the process of giving birth, but i’m a man; so i am an -ss birth enthusiast.”
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