ass blaster


to nut in a girls -ss
i -ss blasted the wh-r-!
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a huge fart that is so powerful, it hurts as soon as it leaves the cheeks. it also smells worse then regular farts because these ones usually leave squirts in the back of undies or boxers
john just let an -ss blaster that cleared the whole room
good mexican food
“how was your food, dean? didn’t you have the double-bean burritos with the extra guacamole sauce and peppers?”

“yes, and it was a real -ss blaster. i’m gonna feel this meal for a few days.”
1. an animal from tremmors that flys by igniting a bodily fluid that shoots from their -ss.

2. a queer, h-m-, f-ggot.
hey burt, theres an -ssblaster right behind you!

those guys are such -ss blasters its not even funny.
a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the -ss also known as a r-ct-m ripper
last night i was drinking teuqila and beer and this morning i had an -ssblaster
an -ssblaster is someone who pumps his load in another persons -n-s.

-n-l creampie anyone?
man you wanna see that b-tch after i was the -ssblaster last night, she be walkin like john wayne!
an animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.
holy cr-p! an -ssblaster

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