Ass Boner


when you cr-p yourself, but not a liquid sh-t, a nice hard terd.
oh man, looks like cliffosaurus is sporting an -ss b-n-r!
when you get f-cked so hard in the -ss you pop a b-n-r.
dude:i got -ss b-n-r so hard, it went to far in now i got a b-n-r!!
a b-n-r that you get in you b-mb-m
man ive got the biggest -ssb-n-r
the act of someone doing a poo, or the poo is slightly poking out the b-mhole.
it is called a -ss b-n-r as the poo poking out your b-m is like your p-n-s getting errect.
“man i`ve got the biggest -ss b-n-r!”

“go use the bathroom then.”

“ahk, ill be back.”
when something turns you off so much that you get a negative b-n-r which then comes out your -ss. or when something turns you on that should not causing you to get a negative b-n-r which then comes out your -ss.
“man, i saw these half naked pictures of harry potter and got an -ss b-n-r”

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