Ass Brand
the lowest quality of a person, place or thing.
a carry-over from a simpsons episode in which lisa wants to purchase an ikea knock-off, and marge says “why don’t you get this instead?” lisa replies, “but mooom, that’s klooge brand. pupla is way better!” so therefore, if pupla is the best brand, klooge would be second, ergo, -ss brand would be the worst.
she stole my sale, that b-tch is sooo -ss brand!
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v. (past simple) the past action of -ss canning. when an individual has been on the receiving end of -n-l s-x. last night johnny was -ss canning jill while watching the evening news. the next morning, jill was speaking to her best friend melissa about the previous night of -n-l s-x. jill told melissa, “johnny […]
- assbaron
used to describe a f-ggot. someone who is annoying or someone who is h-m-s-xual. it is also interchangable with -sspirate and others. tim: hey, johnny won’t shut the f-ck up about his r-t-rded pokemon cards. jake: then go punch that little -ssbaron in the face.
- Ass Hatification
the act of committing an act of -ss hattery that -ss hat guy was doin some serious -ss hatification by puttin glitter all over the place!
- rev-grin
the evil smirk you have on your face when you are at a stoplight and another car pulls up to your side, and you both rev your engines, signaling each other to a drag race duel as soon as the light turns green. ken: haha, look at that guy, he just reved his engine, i […]
- wrestling the one eyed monster
to jerk off, m-st-rb-t-, relieve yourself s-xually, jerk it till you cant work it, putting on some vaseline and greko-roman wrestling your p-n-s