ass brush


when you take a toothbrush or other brushing instrument to your -n-s to releave itching or for recreation. commonly used like a toothbrush over the -n-s. can be used in circular, horizontal, and vertical brushing movements
“dude my -ss was itching last night so i took a toothbrush to it and started -ss brushing. i must say it feels good man.”
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a concept that involves cleaning your -n-s with a tooth brush. comes with the slogan “feels good man” new 4chan meme
-ssbrushing… feels good man
a mohawk. a hairstlye mostly worn by “punk” kids who want to be “different” or whose parents didnt hug them enough when they were children. its a shaved head with a long strip of hair that goes down the center and is spiked out. just the perfect shape to brush an -ss
travis barker and his poor infant sport father son -ss brushes

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