Ass Bush
1) when a particularly hairy man has pubic hair growing in a large patch above his -ss crack.
2) how the entire world will remember the 43rd president of the united states.
1) borat and ron jeremy are so hairy they sport -ss bushes on camera.
2) in the year 2125:
teacher — cl-ss, which president is responible for turning the usa into a 3rd world nation?
student — the younger george bush?
teacher: what’s is proper name as it appears in your text book?
student: oh yeah. -ss bush!
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relating to the hair of your -ss
that dude was a total -ssbush.
occurs when your genital pubic hair connects with a bush of hair in and around your -ss crack creating an enormous, never ending bush of pubic and -ss hair. -ss bush.
i had to go to the salon today to get my -ss bush waxed.
i’ve really got to wax my -ss bush, i’ve been getting really bad dingle berries.
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