assclot


the clogage of someones -sshole. may be caused by a variety of things. also used as an insult in certain cases.
that mandarin buffet gave me an -ssclot the next morning so i drank a tea spoon of ex-lax.
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much like a blood clot, fecal matter may clot in your -ss, causing an -ssclot.
danny got his stool pushed in by some gay dude the other night…lol what an -ssclot!

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