ass business


forms of business dealings in which ‘getting some -ss’ is on the clear and present agenda.
“we are here for work, but there’s some -ss business to be had over there in the bar”

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  • Asshole Deep

    a unit of depth or height on the same plane with or at the same level as someones -sshole; apx. one yard bystander: “joe just blew himself up a crater prit’near -sshole deep” or wife: “did you happen to hear the weather forcast for tonight?” husband: “yes, i did. they are forcasting snow acc-mulations about […]

  • Dorrian

    a desperate woman who will get with any man she can man 1: wow, that girl is on the prowl man 2: yeah, what a dorrian

  • Ablick

    when, in a venue wherein considerable amounts of alcohol e.g. jack and c-ke are being consumed, a man who’s been working for a long time on his abs has them licked like an ice cream cone. in some cases, this may be followed by other creative or cl-ssic uses of the tongue, on other parts […]

  • assholez

    the plural form of -sshole when used in a derogatory sense. only for use when screaming at or about people. not to be confused with the plural noun “-ssholes” those -ssholez put mushrooms on my pizza !

  • A Caitlin

    when one goes in for the kiss, closes their eyes, but misses the intended target; the mouth; and kisses the neck, chin, ect… 1. dude we were in the dark movie theater when she gave a caitlin and kissed my chin. it totally ruined the mood and we just awkwardly sat through the rest of […]


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