ass captain
the male who is responsible for inviting along female companions when a group of males decide to go out. the -ss captain has no other responsibility other than to ensure the women show up for the evening.
joe is the -ss captain for the night since he met a group of girls on the internet last night and they agreed to roll out with us.
1. one who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amus-m-nt.
2. one who seeks -ss of any kind.
3. one who captains the -ss.
brad should stop telling me what to do. i’m sick of him being an -sscaptain.
1. one who takes charge of and dominates -sses like a despot.
2. the nemisis of the -sspirate. although their goals are similar they are loathe to share the -ss-sea.
3. a man who loves -ss-s-x, but unlike the -sspirate the -ss captain in purely h-m-s-xual.
1. “i can’t believe the way roberto lets mantooth captain his -ss like that”
2. -sscaptain mcclendon glared at his arch nemesis, the dred -sspirate roberts.
“i’ll be d-mned if i share this eerr -ss-ocean yee,” exclaimed the insatiable roberts.
“then battle for the -ss we must!” retorted mcclendon.
3. “man o man do i singularily love to tyranize a man’s -ss,” said the -sscaptain.
1. one who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amus-m-nt.
2. one who seeks -ss of any kind.
3. one who captains the -ss.
brad should stop telling me what to do, i’m sick of him being an -sscaptain.
very very very gay man.
in a group of men the man who decides to invite girls to where ever you are going.
very gay man on a boat.
“if i told you i was an -ss captain, would you swab my p–pdeck?”
“and dorian is the designated -ss captain for the night”
someone, usually a male, who enjoys to have s-x with either a lady or man in the -n-l area of the body.
ooh, i would love be the -ss captain of your -n-s
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