Ass Carrot
a complete f-cking loser who tries to act cool and makes him/herself look even dumber than they actually are in the process.
” man, that gina chick was all tryin to show me up at the bar last night, and then she drank a jell-o shot and f-cking puked all over her friend’s t-ts, what an -ss carrot!!”
a word for a the p-n-s. a human part that belongs on a man.
you have a huge -sscarrot in your pants.
a synonym for the world d-ld-
however an insultive word which can be used to describe a person
person 1 : “im cool”
person 2: “you’re an -sscarrot”
these are carrots that are grown in the bowels of a fat dude and then p–ped out into a tub of boiling water so that the carrots can boil to a simmer and then the fat guy gobbles up the boiling carrots with his steaming b-tthole.
-ss carrots are so delicious!
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