Ass Chamois
the portion or section of one’s regular bath towel that used to wipe and dry (post bathing) one’s -ss hole and -ss crack areas. the -ss chamois is avoided for use to dry such areas as the face, hair, hands, etc.
peter: what’s wrong carl? you look like you just smelled a rotting corpse?
carl: i’m not sure. i was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. i think i used frank’s -ss chamois to wipe my lips and face. i smell dirty -ss on my upper lip now.
peter: yep. you just wiped you face in his -ss if you used that towel hanging by the sink.
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