Ass Cheddar


a viscous, glandular substance emitted from the -n-s.
simon farted and churned up a bounty of -ss cheddar.

her unwashed gluteal cleft was a veritable cornucopia of -ss cheddar.
yellow goo that excretes from the -n-l (-n-s)
johnny shat he lost all his -ss cheddar and it gushed down his legs
(1) dried or cakey stool that acc-mulates in the b-tt hairs from inefficient wiping. (2) an unpleasant or difficult person.
that -sscheddar ruined my life.

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