Ass Chivalry


when a man holds a door open for a woman, only check out her -ss. (i’m hoping most women already knows this exists)
“nice -ss chivalry back there, but the 40 second wait for her to get from the parking lot to the door made it pretty obvious”

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    the act of being an -ss for no other reason than being an -ss. he displayed a whole new level of -ssery last night. 2 more definitions add your own the act of making an -ss of oneself undertaking foolishness as a matter of course the occupy wall street people partake in sheer and utter […]

  • ass lint

    the lint/fuzz that collects in one’s -ss crack over a period of time. composed of excess material from cheap boxers and loose -ss/crack hair. usually found in a tangled m-ss by itching one’s -ss crack. john discovered a m-ssive clump of -ss lint buried deep in his -ss crack, and flung it at bryan while […]

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    a person whose -ss is literally on their back emily: ariel! ohh snap look! ariel: what? emily: its aob -ss on back! :]

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    to fall in a very serious but yet very funny way ” you shoulda seen that moron, he was walking down the hill and went -ss over tin cups “

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    when something goes horribly wrong. i hope everything thing goes okay. you know she will blame it on me if everything goes -ss shaped.


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