ass clam
an -ssclam is the walk a person does when they have to go to the bathroom. holding their -sscheeks tightly together, like a clam. sometimes snapping them together quickly to avoid smudge marks. an insult to a person whom walks, or acts funny.
hey look chrissy! that guy is an -ss clam,i hope he sh-ts himself real good.
look at his -ss clam, he must have to pinch one off, you know sally?
n. a -ssclam is a person who, is always wrong talks sh-t and falls on his c-ck
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