ass clapper
one really loud and long fart, ie. a fart that sounds like a harley davidson at idle.
wow, did you hear holly’s fart…it was a real -ss clapper.
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someone so stupid and fat that when they say something, the only sound is the echo of their -ss cheeks resonating.
jimmy is such an idiot — what an -ssclapper!
stupid white girl; especially sk-nks and hoes that like to take it up the b-tt, as they do they clap and scream for joy they also have jiggly arms and thighs that are also used to clap f-ck.
yo man your girlfriend is an -ss clapper…. last night the people next door thought we were having a party because of all the clapping
a person that has the ability to turn on and off their lights with a large clapping fart.
poor grandma may is having a hard time keeping her lights on. her -ssclapper is not agreeing with the chili.
pants worn by a male that are tight as h-ll around the -ss region
check out our professor’s -ss clappers.
quite simply… a person… who claps -ss’s… with his face…a douche bag so to speak.
“jimmy is an -ss clapper, he claps -ss’s, with his face””so a douche bag?””yeah there you go”.
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