ass clerk


a high level of -ss hole, kind of like an -ss hole but just worse.
“did you see that -ss clerk just cut me off right there”

“the -ss clerk at mcdonald tried to give me the wrong change, what an -ss!”
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a person who keeps another’s -ss clean and prepared for anything for a high fee of 20 dollars per hour. an -ss maid, -ss secretary, -ss manager, or -ss cleaner.
angelina jolie has an -ssclerk, but she hasn’t needed it for the past few years.
carrie underwood has a great -ssclerk, by the name of paul.
bob c-mmings: yo, shandra’s -ss is fine as f-ckin h-ll man, almost as if she got an -ssclerk or somethin.

d-ck suckemson: i know, i am her -ssclerk.

bob c-mmings: what? nah, nooo. liar.

shandra: really good job, d-ck. you pleased me. heres your 100 for yesterday. and c-mmings, why don’t you just pull out of here. your so annoying. kbye

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