ass cobbler
one who cobbles the -ss. a repairman specializing in shoddy work on the -ss of others, generally a poor halo player.
that -ss cobbler was camping behind the same rock again.
he was such an -ss cobbler that he broke my hot rod!
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1) a complete dill weed who looks at your girlfriends -ss
dill weed: “d-mn, look at that -ss!”
boyfriend: (he overheard) “yo buddy back off my girl -ss- cobbler!”
dill weed: ” whoa there! sorry bout dat friend!”
( the -ss-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame d)
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