Ass Cobra
1. a p-n-s that “accidently” slithers into the -ss of another male counterpart see also: g-ys-x
2. someone who is always getting in your pants and biting your -ss
the closet gay man has a stealthy -ss cobra in which to rape his straight friends.
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