ass coffee


a completely liquid bowel movement.
that taco bell gave me -ss coffee.
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morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately
geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he’s made -ss coffee again, pr-ck!
when you drink low quality beer resulting in the next day you sh-t liquid in short concentrated bursts.
mike, last night that pabst blue ribbon brewed a nice pot of -ss coffee for this morning.

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