Ass Cookie

small sh-t-soiled pieces of toilet paper that become tangled in -ss hair.
“i’ve got a nest of -ss cookie susan, so before you toss the salad let me go shower”
” leftovers that come from not wipeing yr -ss correctly or a mean nickname for your best friend/ bf/gf/lover!!
y dont you just go to h-ll u u -ss-cookie you

dude, you still have -ss-cookies in yr boxers lmao
an english spin on german slang (arschkeks)

1. someone or something that is a pain in the -ss.
“dude! why you gotta be such a d-mn -sscookie!?!”
when your eating out a girl’s b-hole and you find a cookie shoved up in there
person 1: i was eating a girl out last night and i found an -ss cookie!
person 2: really? awesome!
person 1: i know right? talk about 2 birds
a cookie that has been placed between one’s -sscheeks for a period of time, 5mins to a half hour,once -ss juices are absorbed the cookie is then strategically placed for an unwitting victim (normally a fat -sshole)to find and eat.
that fat b-st-rd dimitri has been acting like a real d-ckhead, so i put and -ss cookie on his desk and watched him eat it.
a scatists reference to a chunky gold nugget of p–p which brings a fleeting moment of s-xual joy
“this -ss cookie has brought me a fleeting moment of s-xual joy.”
a word that cute germans use to say something mean to old ladies who cut them off in traffic
“shizer!! -ss cookie!!”