ass crabs


persistant crabs that manage to burrow inside the -n-s.
these -ss crabs are tearing my sh-t apart. literally.
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similar to the facehugger from alien and the headcrab from halflife, the -sscrab kills you after it used your body, but the -sscrab attacks your -ss instead of the head

beware of the -sscrab
crabs on your -ss!

sean has -ss crabs!
n.) generally used for a person or thing who, apart from being a complete -sshole, is also very obviously crabby.
g-d d-mn it, andrew. you’re a f-cking -sscrab.
haveing pubic lice on your b-tt and in the hair
cheerleaders are the main carrier of -ss crabs
a small species of crustacean that resides in the -n-l region of male humans.
it feeds primarily on s-m-n and unborn babies.

best way to counter is with the head of a p-n-s – their one weakness.
dude, your -ss crab crawled in my urethra!

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