ass-crack cocaine


a figurative drug (in the same way as imbecilium) that makes the user act like an -sshole or even a douchebag.
whatever you’re on to cause you to make these “jokes” and act like a douchebag when you’re usually fun to be around must be some pretty powerful variant of imbecilium or -ss-crack cocaine

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