ass crack supreme
the process which over several weeks you take no shower and save as many dingle berry’s as humanly possible at the end of your journey you should not be able to spread your -ss cheeks due to the sh-t that has created a wall that holds your -ss together.
once when i was a young man they had this challenge known as the “-ss crack supreme”
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