ass cracker

a black male wanting attention to his -ss from a white man.
d-mn that n-gg-r is a -sscracker.
one who engages in -n-l s-x.
that w-nker is an -ss cracker.
one who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of -ss is nonetheless able to get inside the -ss
frat boy 1: “dude is so wasting his time on lulu b-tch never gives it up”
frat boy 2: “not. dude is a total -ss cracker. he will be in that -ss before midnight”
a mild exclamatory swear in the squirrel tongue; similar to the english “d-mn.”
“-sscrackers! i can’t find my nuts!”
the p–p that was missed when wiping your -ss and left in the crack of your -ss all day to become crusty.
dude i got this huge -sscracker!!!
look at that -sscracker.
you smell like an -sscracker
a term used to describe a man with a large enough p-n-s, to brake the -n-s of the woman or man he is having -n-l intercourse with.
“d-mn, his’s c-ck is so big, he is definatly an -ss cracker!”
when someone threatens to “serve you some -ss crackers”

the best definition in in the example

they some in three flavors

jack-ss crackers, dumb -ss crackers, or smart -ss crackers
derek- ” would you like some -ss crackers? ”

joe- ” what are those?”

derek- ” it’s when i take your -ss, and serve it on some crackers ”
a cracker that is inserted neatly between ones -ss cheeks.

(think the bird in aladin, the type of crackers that are always being inserted into his mouth by the sultan….now think of those sticking out between ones b-tt cheeks)
hey man wanna an -ss cracker? with a lil b-tt cheese they are better than ritz crackers!!

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