ass cramp


1) your -ss having a cramp.
2) someone who is a fun buster.
1) dude, i have a -sscramp.
2) you are such an -sscramp!
an excuse for being extremly lazy and if you actualy have -ss cramps you probly got them from sitting on your -ss for an extended period of time.
“chuck-wanna go to the park
timmy-no, i have -ss cramps
chuck-lazy
timmy-dude its not my fault i got -ss cramps
chuck-no you dont and if you do you got it from sitting on the couch all day
timmy- no i got it from working yesterday
chuck-you got fired 3 days ago
timmy-well….well
chuck-lazy

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