ass critter


1. one who lives in the -n-l cavity of another individual. these organisms never leave the host’s -n-s, as they obtain their nutrients from their habitat.
2.an annoying animal or person.
i can’t get rid of my god d-mn -ss critters!
a small animal or child of extreme annoyance.
manzo’s god d-mn ferrets are major -ss critters.

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