ass crunched


term used to describe carelessly doggystyling the sh-t out of someone and your w-nker slams right into an -ss cheek about breaking your rock hard c-ck in half…after which you remain in the fetal postion, crying like a little girl for hours
while railing the h-ll out of some chick last night, i -ss crunched my c-ck and i can’t even f-cking walk!

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