ass cushion
the bottom cushion in a car seat where yor -ss rests.
as opposed to the companion”back cushion”
“when my girl crashed my car she sh-t herself which ruined the -ss cushion in my caddy.”
a pillow normally used to sleep on that is used under ones behind to make sitting more comfortable.
why is my pillow being used as an -ss cushion?
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