ass custard

after -n-l love, the receiving party pulls his/her -sscheeks apart and lets any -j-c-l-t- flow freely from the -n-s.
matthew dared try his -ss custard, and was so delighted he mixed it into pasta and had a splendid carbonara lunch.

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    an epic proportion of diarhea. it is similar to a chocolate frappe in thickness and color. “check out the -ss frappe that guy left in the toilet.”

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    people, mostly girls, who are good but tend attract a lot of -ssholes for being cute or pretty and kind. olivia is a sweet and gorgeous girl. too bad -ssholes seem to revolve around her for her kindness hence being an -sshole magnet.

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    when someone is an -sshole, then apologizes for being an -sshole and acts normal for a while. after a period of time however, the person returns to being an -sshole. jason said he was sorry for being such an -sshole all the time. too bad he started being an -sshole again 2 days later. yeah, […]

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    a phrase used to imitate a person who has just spoken. by saying it at someone, you’ll feel and look better than the person you are “correcting”. but the phrase can also be good. such as, you just finished making something that has never been made before. then, another person uses -ssholish sarcasm to comment […]

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