Ass dragon
a mythical creature, friendly in nature, who comes to visit one several hours after one consumes spicy foods – making one’s b-tthole feel as though it were shooting out fire while one defecates. the -ss dragon’s friendly, playful nature often makes him want to hang out for hours, sometimes hiding for a little while, peek-a-boo-style.
one more jalapeño slice would just be inviting the -ss dragon and i don’t have time to have my -ss feel like it’s on fire every hour tomorrow as i am addressing the supreme court in a very important case.
when one gives themself an everclear enema and then squirt it out while lighting it on fire.
“that guy can do a totally rad -ss dragon. it’s like that part in revenge of the nerds except a whole lot s-xier.”
people who are -ssholes but who wear out the word so much you must get creative using hense “-ssdragon”… also may be subst-tuted with “-ssdumpling” and/or “-sspuppet”
shut up you friggin -ssdragon
a semi-mythical creature, often seen in industrialized areas of the world. in common with other dragons, the -ss dragon is a winged creature, but due to its extra-large posterior, it is incapable of flight (sometimes it is incapable of walking up stairs.) anywhere it walks it leaves a set of deep, broad, round furrows caused by its b-ttocks cheeks scr-ping the ground due to exhaustion after a long day’s work. as well as belching fire from its snout, the -ss dragon often releases noxious fumes from deep within its rear end.
outside the old factory, you can still see the -ss dragon’s tracks, usually filled with rainwater and colored dyes, and sometimes, after a rainstorm, one can catch the scent of sulfurous compounds emanating from the center of the tracks.
a professional pervert ( and proud of it ) who takes 1000’s of great pictures and shares them with the world.
we got those great nudie pics from -ssdragon on his website -ssdragon.com
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