ass duck


a colon-dwelling fowl, native to the hineys of people that thrive off sucking the fun out of our lives – don’t get an -ssduck.
dude fella #1: “i wonder if mindy wants to go out tonight.”
dude fella #2: “nah, her -ss duck won’t let her go.”

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    an original way to say that something was sh-thouse. my week has been -ss-erific

  • ass foo

    term used as a compliment. also a way to talk to friends. “sup -ss foo” “trippin -ss foo”

  • assfuckation

    the act of getting -ssf-cked or in other words -n-l guy 1: hey! i had s-x with a chick last night guy 2: hahaha!! did you perform -ssf-ckation?

  • Ass Gut Punch

    to punch your lady friend in the gut after -n-l s-x causing her to tighten her sphincter muscle while simultaniously yanking your c-ck out in order the clean the sh-t off. dude, i totally f-cked ashley in the -ss last night! how did the go? good! but after we were done i had to give […]

  • asshawk

    a corse fan of hairs that protrude from one’s -ss crack and become apparent after one shaves their genitals. would you like to rub my -sshawk for good luck? 2 more definitions add your own having really long hair in the crack of your -ss and not much hair on the -ss cheeks looks like […]


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