Ass elf


one who enjoys another’s -ss
braden would love to be somebody’s -ss elf
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one who follows john birley
one kisses the -ss of one who kisses -ss
a mystical creature that comes out of the depths of neverland but only when there is a full moon and it is the 7th hour of the 7th day of the 7th month. the elves will usually come out if you scream “i want to p–p inside your mouth.” they are very violent and could possibly rip your face off and eat it then shove it in their d-ckholes or v-g-n-s if a female
an -ss elf from neverland came out this evening and ripped my face off because i screamed “i want to p–p inside your mouth.”
a gay man who wears designer leather shoes that resemble that an elf would wear.
“with those shoes, i would say he was an -ss elf.”
one of santa’s little helpers. he escaped from the asylum up north. now he hides in peoples behinds, usually in the r-ct-m. if you detect an -ss elf early, you won’t have to dig it out with plyers.
“if jimmy left that -ss elf in for 2 more days, they would’ve had to rip him a new one just to get it out.”

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