ass-faced monkey raper


term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver’s vehicle. may also be used in reference to any politician appearing on tv, in person or just all politicians in general.

(usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern us.)
“that -ss-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please.”

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“bill clinton is an -ss-faced monkey raper!!!”

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“george w. bush is an -ss-faced monkey raper!!!”

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