Ass fairy
a not so mythical creature who vist-ts you in your sleep, b-gg-ring you with out disturbing said slumbering. the -ss fairy then leaves you half a roll of quaters on the night stand, a half pack of ciggerttes taped to your palm, and a sore -rs-.
andy “dude i p-ssed out at jeff’s party last night and got visited by the -ss fairy.”
aaron “oh ya, how do you know?”
andy “my -ss hole hurts like a mother, and a had a half-pack of marb’s duct taped to my hand, but at least he gave me bus fare.”
a mythical creature who flat narrow b-tted girls wish to for more attractive b-tts.
the -ss fairy visits them while they sleep and with a wave of the magic wand endows them with magical man getting -ss.
see t-t fairy.
kim kardashian has been visited by the -ss fairy way too many times!
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