ass-fascist
n. a pseudo-intellectual term for one who enjoys manly rape in the -ss, either giving or receiving. usually these types are in leather.
stay away from hans in the washroom, he’s a crazy -ss-fascist.
1. someone who is making an -ss out of himself while being a n-z-
2. the most junior member of a local n-z- party chapter or american legion post who gets b-tt raped by everyone else.
1. stop being such an -ss fascist!
2. look at all those american legionaries, i bet that one is the -ss fascist!
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