ass fax
what people used to do before they had -ss email and -ss book.
dude: wo bro, what are you doing near the photocopier?
bro: just trying -ss fax my ex-girlfriend dude.
dude: bro, just give her an -ss book instead, it’s 2016.
bro: but it just ain’t retro dude.
photocopying a picture of your bare, naked b-tt and sending the picture via fax to someone who deserves it or is getting on your case. a good retaliation strategy for fax spam, or spax.
“yo, i sent an -ss fax to that travel agent that keeps killing trees with his cr-ppy spax.”
the trail of toilet paper hanging from a persons waistband of their pants/trousers/skirt etc. as they leave a restroom.
normally accompanied by howls of laughter from all witnesses, much to the victims embarr-ssment.
oh look, angela just walked back to her desk with an -ss fax as long as your arm
when someone’s jeans or pants tag is sticking straight up out of their -ss.
dan was looking good today except for that “-ss fax.”
seriously, i don’t need to know what he’s a size 30 and shops at banana republic.
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