ass finch


someone really annoying. weasel-like, pushy, obnoxious.
annoyed guy: “g-d, this guy who works in the cubicle next to mine just ratted me out to my boss when i showed up a little late.”

sympathetic friend: “what an -ss finch!”
a self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent -sshole whose job is to bother you.
that freakish -ssfinch at starbucks kept asking me questions about my f-ing latte like he’s trying to paint the sistene chapel.

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