ass flower


someone whom as been -n-lly penetrated so many times that their -n-s takes the form of a blossomed flower. a.k.a, turtle neck.
i was about to take this girl doggy-style, but her -ss flower scared me away.
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when you have anul s-x and the r-ct-m wall slides out of place sometimes sticking out of the -n-s whitch is a rectal prolapse whitch looks like an -ss flower
guy1:hey last night i was having anul s-x with my girl friend and her -ss flower came out and made me throw up all over her. i got scared and sneaked away

guy2: oh….
-n-l virginity, if you have your -ss flowers you have never been f-cked in the -ss. it comes from the term deflower.
although he protests that he only lost a petal or two, nate took josh’s -ss flowers last summer.
the unique smell that is caused by flowery air freshner covering an extremely pungent flatus.
woah, this room smells like -ssflowers, sean.
when your name is a type of flower, and you are a huge -ss.
hey -ss flower how you doing? i dont hate you.

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