Ass-foncles


when someone scares you so horribly, that your -ss defenses activate and throws albino rhinos at the foncler of the attacker.
i’m being sued for -ssault, because i walked around a corner and he got the -ss-foncles.

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    completly messed uppppppppppp “oh man i was sooo -sshoused last night its not even funny”

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