ass for every seat


no matter how ugly, offensive, or unappealing a person, place or thing may be, there will always be someone who likes it, finds it the opposite and wants it.
johnny down at the used car lot just got this old car in on sat-rday. it was lime green with pink and purple polka dotted seats. fred walked up onto the lot on monday and said to johnny, ” now johnny! who in tarnation will ever buy this car” johnny smugly replied, ” now fred! don’t you know that there is an -ss for every seat”
no matter how ugly, offensive, or unappealing a person, place or thing may be, there will always be someone who likes it, finds it the opposite and wants it.
johnny down at the used car lot just got this old car in on sat-rday. it was lime green with pink and purple polka dotted seats. fred walked up onto the lot on monday and said to johnny, ” now johnny! who in tarnation will ever buy this car” johnny smugly replied, ” now fred! don’t you know that there is an -ss for every seat”

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