a h-m–s-xual drug addict who entertains -n-l-s-x purely for the procurement of crystal-meth
“that ricky bloke is a jerk-off, he’s a bottom-feeder who does -ss-for-gl-ss”
- unexpected t*rdulence
encountering a surprise during -n-l s-x, which causes the flight to become b-mpy or possibly even necessitates an emergency landing… it was the f-ck of my lifetime until unexpected t-rdulence ended the evening.
- optimus prime
while eating a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich an episode of transformers comes on the tv and you blow a load all over the carpet. i was just standing there dude eating my pb&j and there it was…optimus prime… i blew a load all over our parakeet. leader of the autobot transformers. he is wise, […]
that one dumb f-ck, that thinks he knows everything. but really he is a tall stupid f-ck that walks weird and steels peoples ideas and products. omg! he’s being such a vugar!
- oh h*ll nawl
when some got you f-cked up . “this b-tch ask me to watch her kids , i said oh h-ll nawl them not my kids”
a s-xy hoe that’s mentally uncapable of sleeping and wants a b-tt but is ok with having big knockers instead hannah and savannah are acting like a f-cking wijit.