ass from first base
a hyperbolic distinction that only a blithering idiot could not make. also -ss from a hole in the ground, sh-t from shinola, can’t fight his way out of a paper bag, dumb as a rock.
when it comes to installing drywall, i don’t know my -ss from first base.
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