ass fucked
being extremely f-cked, to the point where f-cked is not a sufficient description of the circ-mstance.
guy one: my girlfriend’s pregnant; i’m totally -ss f-cked.
guy two: if you had -ss f-cked you wouldn’t be in this problem
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used to -ssist in the description of a negative event.
jon just got -ss-f-cked by his wife. she cheated on him and now has half his wealth.
paul’s car and career got -ss-f-cked when he drove drunk and crashed his g-ride into that cement truck. he should never have chased his pregnant source stripper who stole his gun. the dea will surely fire him now.
to be reamed in one’s posterior region. can also be used as a term of ownage
you mess around like a b-tch you get -ssf-cked like a b-tch!
-n-lly penetrated.”
“don’t pick up the soap,” or you’ll get -ss-f-cked.
when you wake up after a night of heavy drinking face down,
-ss up naked on the floor with a bl–dy r-ct-m stinking of vasoline and cheap booze.
the past tense of a gay encounter where you were on the bottom.
a business deal gone badly.
a truck driver’s constant condition.
a position of being totally screwed.
billy bob got drunk and gang -ss f-cked last night.
to be ripped off or screwed, particularly in relationship to a bad business deal or bad personal relationship that leaves you feeling violated
you spent that much for that old wreck? dude, you were -ss-f-cked big time!
a person who is far less that a dipsh-t, people who know nothing about life because they spend to much f-cking time in thier little perfect sociably accepted worlds to look around and see that they aren’t the sh-t. and that noone likes thier putrid sophmoric -sses. to be used with the term -sshole
jizanky spanky and those like him (people who do not have open minds) are -ss f-cked -ssholes, who’s “i can lick my own prostate, cause my heads so far up my f-cking -ss” souls can spend eternity in a place far beyond the most horrible depts of h-ll
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