asswrapper
a female who walks around wearing a jacket or sweater around their waist, ruining the visual inspection and categorization of their -ssets. this has the common reaction of disappointment and side-to-side head shaking among the booty lovers.
large amounts of cleavage can mitigate the mental anguish of this condition. although it is usually an aesthetic crime to -sswrap, there are individuals that are allowed, or even required, to be -sswrappers.
some consider -sswrappers bad luck and try to make sure they don’t cross their path.
joe: hey, john, 3 o’clock.
john: oh man, it’s just an -sswrapper!
jake: i was having a great day and then i saw 3 -sswrappers in a row.
jules: -sswrappers at the beach? are you kidding me?!
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a short, tight skirt that covers a girls -ss like saran wrap.
john: did you see that sh-t?
coach p: d-mn…she has that “-ss wrapper” on so tight i might need help getting that sh-t off.
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